Childhood Magician

 

When I was a kid I had two specific themes at every birthday party: I’d always have a jumping castle and I’d always have a magician. They both worked well. People jumped on the castle and enjoyed some dodgy card tricks. Was a solid formula. But then without explanation one year my mum told me we couldn’t hire the magician anymore. Anyway fast forward like 20 years and I finally asked my mum about this last night. Turns out the magician wanted to pull his rabbit out of the hat for her / show her his Houdini. Whichever seems wittier. I’m not sure if my parents had divorced yet but apparently he was married. Aha she said one time he came on to her so strongly that she was moving a couch and he got all up in her face about hooking up to the point where she dropped the fucking couch and broke her toenail. What a keeper. He was such a pivotal 90’s dude as well – had that gross frizzy mullet and a seedy moustache. Also a vest. I know that’s a magician thing but fuck casually wearing vests man. They’re so uggo. May as well wear a fedora and neck-beard and just be done with it. But yeah so this all happened. Turned out his greatest trick of all, was just being a cunt.

 

– Lonely Kids Club

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Multipurpose outfit

Soft material, good quality and flattering fit. Wear it as a casual dress or a night shirt or whatever you like. I’m not the boss of you.

Love it!

Love my pin! Great quality and unique design :)

Super soft and comfy

These leggings are butter soft and super comfortable. Normally a 12-14 I bought the large size and was surprised to find them a little loose on me. Still love them though!

Great fit, great quality

This t-shirt is super comfortable and soft and fits really well. I got the feminine fit and I was a little worried it could be too tight on my tum, but it’s perfect. The print looks great and I’ve got lots of smiles in response to it. Thanks LKC!!