Aha I was the most useless kid who left everything to the last second. I’m like that now and was like that then. It was almost an art how bad I was at doing things. The origin of my love of Kinder Surprises goes back to “show and tell” day back in Kindergarten. We had to bring something to show every Wednesday and EVERY time I had to do one I forgot about it and made my mum take me to get a Kinder Surprise before school started that morning. So I’d end up either bringing in a Kinder Surprise toy after losing a weekly debate to let me take my dog to school. But that was a real gamble of course because what if I got the same one as an earlier week? But that was just a risk I took because I was a total boss like that. Oh man one time when my mum wouldn’t take me because of traffic so I literally showed them a rock. In hindsight I have no idea why they didn’t call child services up about me. And don’t get me started on Homework. Just didn’t happen m8.
– Lonely Kids Club