Bird VS Dog VS Man

 

A dog, some birds & an old man all had the most hectic screaming match outside my window yesterday. It was so out of nowhere just WOOF WOOF SQUACK SQUACK SHUT UP SHUT UP all trying to be louder than each other. It was like my own personal reclaim Australia VS Anti-Racism rallies going on. I imagine the dog & birds had a stronger argument then the reclaim Australia campaigners did though. Anyway I went home to grab some things from my house and these birds were going ballistic. I’ve seen in internet comics that when they’re doing that they’re usually trying to get laid so I can only go off that logic. Double-checking with a reliable source to confirm what I say before posting it would be silly. I take all my journalism cues from Daily Telegraph. So yeah they’re stinging for it and meanwhile this dog was having none of it and barking as loud as possible in ruff defiance. Then the old man was absolutely losing his shit just screaming “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP” and this went on at full velocity until I left my house again. I don’t even know where that dude came from, I’ve never heard / seen him around before. It’s like he was walking by and decided to stop everything to join this fight because I haven’t seen him since. Well that’s really the power of Straya isn’t it? We’re fighters. Dogs and birds yelling in my country? Don’t think so m8.

P.S The new range is dropping on Wednesday night make sure you’re there to check it out.

 

–          Lonely Kids Club

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Love my pin! Great quality and unique design :)

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