Flavia

 

I’m trying to blog and my friend Dave is over and wont stop whinging that I fucked up his Tinder date with flavia. I guess she was the flavia of the month. What’s your flavia girl tell me what’s your flavia. I think I made some remark in their Tinder exchange about getting coffee and she was cold about it so I said I’d even splurge for soy milk and she unmatched him. Am I really accountable for that? It’s a pretty good flavia. Much better than cheap almond milk. That tastes like shit. Dave was obsessed with how pretty she is though because she’s “blonde and attractive”. How weird is that phrase? No one ever says “Brunette and attractive”. I don’t even know why. Not but seriously that was my fuck-up I’m usually really good with this but this was the one that got away. So I’m sorry Dave. And Flavia please come home, he misses you very much. But by home I mean match him again on Tinder. K thx.

Picture by Dave:

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