Men’s bathrooms are so fucking awkward I don’t know why they don’t make playing music in them as a legal requirement. It would solve so many problems. Right now the ambience is the sound of men coughing and making pooping sounds and we all just to pretend we can’t hear anyone else while we stare into the abyss of our phones. The only thing right about them is how efficient men are at peeing quickly in close proximity to each other. While at events women will be stuck waiting in lines for ages to use the bathroom men just walk in and urinate and walk out (Preferably after washing their hands but idk) and it opens up more time to be munted or whatever. I don’t know I sort of stopped going to music festivals tbh. I’m slowly getting back into going to gigs but my ears hurt and for some reason I can’t comprehend the idea of just buying earphones. It’s weird. Maybe I could use them in the bathroom and solve two problems at once.
– Lonely Kids Club