Not White


Someone asked me the other night why I don’t really grow my beard out anymore, because I used to do it pretty frequently. I was actually walking back from the gym one night a few months back wearing trackies, a hoodie etc, and I had my beard at its peak of growth. Along with this whole thing I also had my hair all out everywhere but anyway I was walking back and this woman and her child were walking towards me. When the women saw me, she grabbed her child, and forced her across the road with her. I think at the time I just laughed it off because theyre going out of their way to avoid someone who can barely win a fight against a huntsman without screaming and hiding behind a door, but holy shit that it actually happened hey. I think that was the point I accepted that I’m officially not white. Well shit. I don’t know if I can order taxis at night anymore or listen to Smooth FM and get away with it. Dammit my life is falling apart already.


– Lonely Kids Club

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Then die crop

It is a bit short on me, both arm length and crop length. I hate ordering a size up because shirts tend to get quite baggy. It is made beautifully and looks amazing, just doesn't quite suit me.

Absolutely swaggy

The jumper is super comfortable, the contents of the package were as asked for with the addition of a little Warwick drawing so I’m happy as Larry.

absolutely perfect

the worlds most comfortable shirt. bonkers soft material

Brendan Fraser

Very good, would recomend, stylish and comfy, good meme. over all HUGE

Not A Cat (Ecru) Tee

Love my Tee. Was my first order with LKC so I got the size wrong, but no problem with the exchange. The Tee itself is excellent quality.