Oh man my OCD things are starting to get out of control. I get this weird compulsion to rub my chin against my shoulder sometimes and I just look like some fucking weirdo if I’m on a train near kids or something. I don’t know why I felt the need to bring kids up […]
I switched on the TV and the voice was on and it literally started with Will I Am standing there wearing the most ridiculous outfit with glasses and beanie and some thousand dollar T-shirt talking about how hard it is for underprivileged aboriginal communities like he has any idea what a community is or […]
Man, I tried watching Xfactor tonight and just couldn’t deal with how stupid the whole concept is. It opened with some random dude in the crowd who said he was some family orientated guy, then suddenly the whole show cut to his house showing generic shots of him playing with his kids and kissing what […]
So Port Macquarie is an interesting place. My brother was wearing one of my old jumpers, and a guy walking past yelled out “FAG” at him. Unfortunately I was in conversation and didn’t notice, otherwise I would have questioned the heterosexuality of the ugg-boots he was wearing at the time. Nothing screams masculinity quite […]
Climate cards are more than a pun, but present their buyers with a true, deep and bepuzzling Kafkaesque question. What to do with them? They'd be useless as playing cards. They're too distracting and the relentless reviewing of one's hand during rummy, euchre, poker, or cribbage would become like watching Fox, or reading The Australian, and therefore damn unenjoyable.
Targets for darts perhaps? Graffiti art on the toilet wall? Lord knows SCOMO and his pet rock bring on an urge to SHIT.
Thanks no problems and pleasant experience ordering with your service. thanks for the hand drawn love heart on the invoice. Nice touch.
