Being 25 is a scary thing. I remember being 18 and talking to my friend david and being all like “dude do people still go out when they’re old, like, 25” and david was like “yeah its totally fine you just go to fancier bars”. We laughed it off, then went back into greenwood […]
I’m not great at travelling. I went out to dinner in boston and came back to the realization that I’ve completely forgotten my room number. Unfortunately I took it upon myself to get drunk at dinner so I decided the best solution was to try scan my card through every door. This was a […]
So I had a pretty awks situation arise the other day. I was at a restaurant / bar with my friend James, and it was a great night. We had a few beers, dinner, caught up etc. Before long we were the last people left in the place and it got to the point […]
Ever since I purchased this T shirt members of the opposite sex have found me to be irresistible!
Climate cards are more than a pun, but present their buyers with a true, deep and bepuzzling Kafkaesque question. What to do with them? They'd be useless as playing cards. They're too distracting and the relentless reviewing of one's hand during rummy, euchre, poker, or cribbage would become like watching Fox, or reading The Australian, and therefore damn unenjoyable.
Targets for darts perhaps? Graffiti art on the toilet wall? Lord knows SCOMO and his pet rock bring on an urge to SHIT.
