So my beard has kind of gotten crazy big. Part of me wants to shave it off ASAP and another part wants to grow it for another week then try walk across the harbour bridge in a hoodie and trackpants. Just to see what happens. I’m like three weeks past “random security check” status at Sydney Airport. I’ve mastered the art of how much stubble is acceptable before they pick you to harass. I always tell them when they start doing it too. They don’t really know how to respond when you explain they picked you because you have a beard and show them the Facebook status update you made about 20 minutes earlier predicting the situation to prove it. Picking up someone from the airport isn’t much better. It’s like $20 to park your car for 15 minutes and purchase a small burnt coffee. That could have bought me like (nearly) 1 movie ticket to see a movie in 3D so it’s the same experience but my eyes fucking hurt. As does my nose. I wish they made the glasses Jew friendly. We wouldn’t pay more for them though. Anyway something actually worth investing in would be my good friend Josh’s Pozible campaign. Him and I had a pretty huge media campaign set up for the next range but unfortunately he had to go to hospital to get a tumor removed which is a massive bummer. But he turned the whole thing into a positive experience by focusing on his crazy good short film. Also I voice a puppet in the trailer. Go check it out. I’m making some limited edition Tees for it. I’m also making him a song for while he is recovering to help get him through the whole thing. He’s the best. Oh also I SHOULD be picking up most of the new range gear in the next few days and doing the photoshoot this weekend. I legit can’t wait. I’ll sneak a photo on instagram. @lonelykidsclub69. Not even joking.


– Lonely Kids Club


Sorry I really need to get my shit together and start giving Angie some proper notice to get these drawings happening again.

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