So there’s this new social media app called Circles where you post news stories in your area and other people in the area can see them and respond to them or like them or whatever. I think the idea is you can post spontaneous events youre doing and people can see them and get involved. But it’s fucking dead. To test the waters, I made a post saying “Just banged my girlfriend” and it got all these likes from random people and some dude congratulated me and winked. Well don’t I feel validated. I categorised it as “sport” because I think that’s about as close as I get to exercise at this point. Meanwhile the CEO sent me a message asking for suggestions so I told him he should change the app to ‘triangles’. Then I sent him a follow up email telling him he should definitely change it to ‘triangles’ because that’s acute idea. There should be a social media app called dadjokes where people post up dad jokes as they happen and people can rank them or view random ones etc and it can cheer everyone up. Then there should be another app called jewfro which links to the hashtag #jewfro on instagram which is just photo after photo of chubby jewish men with crazy hair. It’s literally what I look at when I’m feeling sad. Try it out.

Also hey I know I listed today as the last possible day to have custom made stuff ready for xmas, but if you place your order it in the next day or two we should be able to have it all ready for you so if anyone is keen on snapping something up in time, like a jacket etc please order soon to avoid disappointment. Also remember the code “xmas” gets you $20 off any order of $100 or moar. It’s pretty cray.


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Thanks LKC and Michael West

Excellent quality print and shirt (like my other LKC shirt). Love repping my boy Michael West!


The absolute best cap to wear when you want everyone to leave u alone

chill spooky vibes

wear this shirt all the time like im a mf cartoon character love it. breathable yet thick and soft.

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Good quality, no shrinkage in a hot wash, love it