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Shit you guys I’ve now made 123 blog posts- how exciting is that. Do you guys ever go back to the ones from like 2 years ago back when I was funny or the ones where I would start shit with people? I had my ex girlfriend yelling at me on FB chat over one of them back then. Legit. This was back when no one really read these things though. Also holy shit I’m no longer a university student. I remember the exact moment I dropped out of my construction degree and everyone was like “well fuck m8 you’ve fucked it up now” (All my friends at the time were inexplicably bogan) one time I woke up to my mum on the phone saying “Oh yeah, same. Yeah mine’s just a fucking failure. Just dropped out.” I was like “MORNING MUM!” Oh those were the days. Anyway speaking of failing you guys like REALLY like cat shorts. An unprecedented amount of orders have come through. I’m on a wholesale fabric account and everything and they can’t keep up either. So there might be a bit of a delay on them but hopefully the first batch are being sent out this week and the second batch next week. Then I’ll be able to make up a whole amount in advance and there won’t be any further delays which would be good. Also I didn’t realise how into high waisted animal shorts everyone is – Is anyone down for high waisted dog shorts? Cos you guys know if you want them I’ll make them for you. Just give me a holla. Also last thing – I’m dropping a promo video from the photoshoot tomorrow night at 8PM. It’s a bit of a joke thang with lots of fun dance footage of yours truly, miki, and our super talented photographer jocelyn. It’s pretty funny. I’m topless in a few shots. Just so you all know.

– Lonely Kids Club

No drawing by Angie cos I wrote this all up in like 5 minutes (as you can probably tell) but here’s a sneakpeak photo from the promo video tomorrow:


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Best T ever

Bought this for my best friend and she wears it all the time. She won't take it off.

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