I remember before my final year 12 biology examination (we call it the HSC) my friend Nick and I snuck out and saw a band play, and then the singer lectured us about how we should have been at home studying. I think when it gets to the point that a singer has to […]
I was on a train today drawing and this guy asked if he could borrow my sharpie and a piece of paper so I said sure why not so he took the pen, wrote something down then gave me the pen back and showed me the paper. It said on it “YOU WANT A […]
So my mother was a bit of a crazy person. One time we dined at a shitty pizza place for dinner and afterwards we were driving by a centrelink office and two overweight people were walking up to the door so she pulled down her window and inexplicably yelled “YEAH YEAH GO LINE UP […]
I used to have an incredibly tumultuous relationship with mufti days back in school. I made the mistake of wearing my sports clothes to school one day in year four and forgetting it was a mufti day. For some reason this led to onslaught of pure brutality that is unrivalled with anything else. While […]
Climate cards are more than a pun, but present their buyers with a true, deep and bepuzzling Kafkaesque question. What to do with them? They'd be useless as playing cards. They're too distracting and the relentless reviewing of one's hand during rummy, euchre, poker, or cribbage would become like watching Fox, or reading The Australian, and therefore damn unenjoyable.
Targets for darts perhaps? Graffiti art on the toilet wall? Lord knows SCOMO and his pet rock bring on an urge to SHIT.
Thanks no problems and pleasant experience ordering with your service. thanks for the hand drawn love heart on the invoice. Nice touch.
