Monthly Archives: May 2013

Jaded

  I was at a bar on Saturday night sitting outside with friends and I don’t really smoke much but I grabbed a cigarette off a friend (Or if a relative/conservative friend is reading then by cigarette I actually mean non-alcoholic beverage) and then turned around and out of nowhere this stunning girl was sitting […]

Pass

  I was getting coffee with three of my friends the other day and unfortunately one of them was Nick so of course the topic of sex came up almost instantly. He asked when the last time was that all of us had sex. So one by one everyone responded last week, couple days ago […]

Mannerisms

  I realised recently I watch so many TV shows (On my computer cos Foxtel is $$) that I now naturally imitate some of the characters from them without even noticing until now. For one thing, in an awkward or comical situation I do that thing Jim from The Office does where I give this […]