I read this anecdote recently about that midget villain from one of the James Bond movies (I think it was The Man With The Golden Gun) trying to make a move on the bond girl at the time, Maud Adams. He went up to her at a club after they had finished shooting for the day and said “Maud, let me fuck you.” and Maud looked down and replied “If I find out that you have, I’ll be very angry.” Not that it has anything to do with anything but I just wanted to repeat that because I liked the story. In other news I heard the word “youse” 8 times in Port Macquarie so the discount code will get you 8% off. Go team. Lastly I’ll be dropping some new items early next year because I can. Get amongst it. Sorry this blog post went astray but I’m drunk. My bad

– Lonely Kids Club

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So I’ve started taking up bespoke orders. I just find it a lot of fun. A lot of other labels don’t really bother with it because it takes up a lot of time and obviously you don’t get as much money as you would by mass producing one single product (that’s about the extent of my economics knowledge) but I genuinely enjoy it. I thought today I’d share the last three things I’ve had made up to test the waters with things. The first is a pair of shorts which is made up entirely of Simpsons characters. The fabric is from about 1996 so it has so many 90’s Simpsons episode references I lose count. It’s got a zip and loop holes for a belt but I’m sewing on a wooden button tomorrow. The next is a shirt I made for myself and the last one is a present for Nick. I haven’t shown it to him yet. So I guess I ruined the surprise. Again. My bad. But I’m doing a few bespoke orders currently so if I finish any of them up soon I’ll add them here as an update. Obviously if anyone else wants something just shoot me an email. Fun times.

P.S For a change of scenery I took all the photos in my bathroom. What of it.

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– Lonely Kids Club

So I don’t know about you guys but I’m getting pretty buzzed about Christmas. LOL JK. I’m Jewish. But anyway I do enjoy the festivities. My friend Hugh invites me to his Christmas lunch and it’s always amazing and consists of the best food. Anyhoo I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve for Christmas just to keep everyone on their toes. I won’t give too much away because I don’t want to ruin the surprises but keep an eye out. Also I totally know when the holidays are too thanks to the power of Google. I think I might put something together with Cecil wearing a santa hat. I was going to mix it up and do a second one where he’s wearing a kippah but I didn’t want to be too controversial. That’s what the blog posts are for. Also he’s a yeti and as far as I know their religion is unspecified. I was talking with a friend about Rainforests the other day and I said they’re just filled with possums and bunyips and coffee spilled out my friend’s mouth while she was laughing. I swear I used to come by bunyips all the time growing up though. Not related but just wanted everyone to know.

– Lonely Kids Club
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