Townhouse Banter


I was telling my friend the other day about how I was dating this girl in high school because she lived in a townhouse in Paddington. I was living in East Killara at the time so it seemed like the most amazing thing ever. Paddington has all these cafes everywhere and trendy people. East Killara just has elderly Asian people walking in the middle of the road at all hours of the day regardless of the weather. Or cars. This spurred the question about how someone who had so little interest in relationship longevity ended up in so many and honestly if you don’t care about being in any sort of romantic situation it’s the most attractive feature to the opposite sex. People who are always obsessing about being single stay single. Speaking of attractive features to the opposite sex I just got a mouth guard online to use while sleeping so I don’t grind my teeth. Nothing says sexy like dental protection. It’s what all the cool kids are doing. And I know cool. Now if you’ll excuse I’m going to slip on some glasses I don’t need and pretend to read Penguin classics in Hyde Park.


– Lonely Kids Club | Boutique T-shirt Label


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wear this shirt all the time like im a mf cartoon character love it. breathable yet thick and soft.

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Good quality, no shrinkage in a hot wash, love it

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I feel like a boss when I wear my lonely kids club Seinfeld hoodie. Obviously the quality is fab, But also it’s unique and makes me stand out and look great.
Love your stuff- keep up the good work and looking forward to my next purchase!

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The shirt is made with a nice light fabric and the acid wash adds a nice effect to the tone of shirt. The print is high quality. The size (M) was a good fit for myself (5'9 and medium build). Warwick is also a lad and goes above and beyond for his customers.