Monthly Archives: May 2012

Gastrogasm

  I was at a farm party the other day. It began as an amazing dinner but sort of melded into more of a shindig. As usual I was bordering the line between socially confident and socially awkward with mild success. Initially I was running around to all the different tables talking to everyone while […]

My Opinion On What’s Going On In The World Right Now

  LOL JKS. I don’t give a shit. But today I learned that a lot of animals are prostitutes. According to Wikipedia, penguins need pebbles to build their nests. The female penguins (specifically Adélie Penguins), even when in a committed relationship, will exchange sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests. […]

Haircut

  I have not had a haircut in ages. My jewfro is becoming increasingly harder to shape into any sort of style. I look like a Lion King character that would have been voiced by Woody Allen. Also I can’t trim my beard because I used my trimmer on my pubic hair and now I […]