Monthly Archives: March 2012

Winter Range Launch

 

So I felt like I should probably let you all know that the Lonely Kids Club Winter Range Launch and 1st birthday is this Friday night at The Backroom on Rosyln St (Down the road from King’s Cross station – Google it). I have so much stuff to show everyone and you’ll all be the first to see so come down. I also have 3 bands playing that I all really love called Fishing, Polographia and Thomas William (Google them too). Sorry this post is really boring I’m kind of drunk at 4PM on a Monday afternoon so honestly just typing this is hard enough. But yeah. Come get trashed with me on Friday night. It’s been an amazing year you were all a massive part of and I’m so proud of the new range. They’ll all be for sale at a discount price. Plus I’m going to show / sell 2 products I won’t be putting on the site for sale for a couple months or so. Get amongst it.

 

You can see more details / RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/#!/events/295983790455345/

 

– Lonely Kids Club | Boutique T-shirt Label

The Wedding


So I had to go to a wedding the other day. Unfortunately this one was an Eastern Suburbs Jew crowd so it was never promising. My sister and I arrive at our table, sit down next to a pudgy girl with hairy arms (a diet plan and wax strips should be on her want-list) and introduce ourselves. She nods with a smile then turns away. Apparently she couldn’t bare looking in our direction. Her friends then arrive and can’t all fit together. This proved quite a dilemma as they weren’t able to communicate with my sister and I obviously. (I was wearing a skinny black tie – I was never going to fit in) So one of them comes up to me and takes the chair to my right (My sister was to my left) to move to the other side of the table. Holy shit. I think that’s the rudest thing anyone has ever done to me in recent years. This dude was in his 30’s too. His name was Richard and he was really short. You can do the maths. Anyway everyone got up to dance so while they were gone I thought fuck it and moved his chair back next to me. They were overwhelmingly frazzled by this trying to work out what to do when they came back. I politely suggested my sister and I moving but they declined. I proceeded to get super drunk and hit on Richard’s wife. I know that’s rude but I’m taller and better looking. Also I’m capable of sitting next to strangers without needing to move a chair. That has to mean something, right?


– Lonely Kids Club | Boutique T-shirt Label


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Back To Class


So I started uni again last week. I had my first group assignment with other people studying public relations and holy shit they are the bitchiest bunch of little shits I have ever come across. We had to do some bullshit debate exercise in a group of 6 (though we had a group of 5 because my dim witted tutor can’t count) thus it was me and a guy called David vs 3 girls AKA teen girl squad. I introduced myself and the middle girl immediately turned away. Fucking what. This bitch isn’t even good looking. Her nose is like up there with mine. Also she has acne. On her face. The girl needs to lose the attitude, get some Clearasil and look in a fucking mirror. Anyway we debated on the importance of phones. Their argument was it is necessary for the GPS function. I made a rebuttal by saying “Street directory”. Of course teen girl squad then ignored me to discuss how they all needed to leave to get on a train. So the tutor comes up and asks if we’re ready to go. Teen girl squad eagerly say yes and begin to pack up so I inform the tutor myself and David are yet to make our argument and we need another 10 minutes. Ha. In other news making uni friends isn’t going very well this semester.


– Lonely Kids Club | Boutique T-shirt Label


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