Monthly Archives: August 2011

I totally get jealous of babies. They just act like a regular person tripping and people deem it cute. They can pretty much do anything and it’s “adorable”. There was a baby at dinner the other night (not by itself – someone brought it.) and it started screaming like an intolerable little shit and everyone […]

I’ve decided today I’ll be one of those arrogant looking rich people who take their laptops on trains with them and sit there typing really fast looking all business-like. This is going well for me. I wonder if everyone around me thinks I’m some amazing entrepreneur. You know how much I like looking smart around […]

I plan on starting a new clothing store. I’m going to call it Corporal Jeans. It will open up everywhere like Starbucks and mass market an alternate image, so everyone can look cool and different in the same clothes. When summer comes around all it’ll have in the windows for the whole season is tacky […]

I have a comical resume. It was actually my sister’s resume, and I just kept her “strong points” (which do NOT apply to me at all) and layout and changed the jobs with new made up ones. I said I worked at Incu for 3 years. I should really tell them about it at some […]

I totally used to judge people’s popularity based on how many people wished them happy birthday on Facebook. But from a logical perspective, if only 10 people wished them a birthday they couldn’t have too many friends. That, and this was way back when RSVP’s on Facebook events still meant shit. There was this guy […]